Pink Spanner is the Worlds largest collection of flash that share a
common element. Awesomeness! Only the best flash gets added to Pink
Spanner in DAILY updates. If a gnarly new game is added to a flash
gaming site one day that starts spreading around pretty quick,
chances are it will be added to Pink Spanner in the daily update.
This is due to the fact that Pink Spanner is run by an Army of
tireless robots. These clever bitches scour the net to save you the
effort required of moving around between sites to find the most
enjoyable and addicting games out there.
They dont just add any old
tripe either, only the best games make it in. This is assessed by a
series of rigorous tests put in place to filter out the junk that
doesnt belong here. If the games are waterproof; have a durable
coat of gloss; dont crack under direct sunlight; make it out the
washing machine in one piece; have no sharp edges; dont explode in
the microwaves; The chances are it will make it onto the site and
be ranked suitably amongst the others. You can improve this process
by rating the games as you play them. Fingers crossed the robots
will listen and take more care not to add anything whack in the
future.
We also take care not to add too many adverts, and focus on your experience as a flash
gamer. We have banner ads here and there but don't expect to see an "in between pages"
style adverts, no popups whatsoever, and no pairs of fake titties jiggling around pretending that
they are in your local area and are ready and waiting for you. The ads are only there to cover costs
so we keep them to a minimum.
For your convenience, you can subscribe to the Pink Spanner feeds and have all this sent
directly to your inbox or favourite RSS client, in neat concise weekly digests, where you can
see exactly what new shiz was added that week, whats hot, whats about to get binned and a quick snapshot
of the top 100 games on Pink Spanner. Signing up to a feed is great, you dont even have to bother typing
pinkspanner.com into your browser, you can spend that extra time packing in more action.
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Pink Spanner is continually
improving and is developed by a team of highly skilled coding
Robots. This is their current order of improvements.
Features currently under
development:
- Main site search
- Custom user pages
- User Chat facilities
- User forum
- Robot sick note scheme
- Video content
- Robot additional holiday days scheme
- Game awards
- Robot staff room improvements
- Robot additional car parking space scheme
We hope you enjoy your
visit to Pink Spanner
The Pink Spanner Team
(written by a Robot)
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